22 March 2010 @ 06:36 am
In addition to any recs you wish to post at any time, the comm has bi-weekly rec challenges issued by the mods.

Challenge thirty-five:



Theme: Epic/Long
Deadline: April 5
Challenge: Rec us your favorite long, multi-chapter, can't-put-down-but-have-to-to-sleep fics! Any and all het pairings welcome! Just c/p the text below and post it as a new entry:



You do not need to ask for posting rights. Just become a member and rec your favorites!

Feel free to pimp this comm to your friends so that we get more het fans!

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22 March 2010 @ 09:31 am
Title: lockdown
Author: [info]ndnickerson at [info]ivory_charmed
Fandom: Chuck
Characters: Chuck/Sarah
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Chuck and Sarah are stuck in Castle for the night.
Spoilers: Through 3x10, Chuck vs the Tic Tac. Set close after that episode.
Word Count: 4753
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.
Note: Written for [info]story_lottery 3, prompt: a cell.


"Phillips head?"
 
 
22 March 2010 @ 09:30 am


60 icons HERE at [info]fiveto7days.

Comment. Credit. Hotlink.. Enjoy!
 
 
 
 
22 March 2010 @ 12:41 pm
[001-014] Katherine Heigl Challenge icons for [info]heigl_stills 
[015-020] HotCop/Addions
[021] Celine Dion Battle Wallpaper

Preview:


Find the rest here @ [info]sunshine_arts 
 
 
22 March 2010 @ 10:13 am

What are your favourite multi-chaptered fics from Btvs or Ats. (Can be any rating or pairing, on or off lj)

(Don't worry Dollhouse and Firefly fans, next week you'll get your turn to answer!)


Your Mods,

Tabi and Pam.

 
 
22 March 2010 @ 06:09 am
Dear Valued Customer,

Thank you for patronizing our restaurant, even if only to use the restroom. We are proud to provide such useful public services to members of the community, and I for one have no objection to your using an Early Pregnancy Detection Test. I understand that you are probably fifteen and terrified that your Momma will find out you've been having sex. We've all been there, sweetie, and for your sake I'm glad the test was negative. But next time, consider not throwing your pee stick on the floor where I will have to pick it up: that's just nasty.

Sincerely,

Wage Slave of the Golden Arches



Dear Valued Customer,

It was with great pleasure that I took your order at ten forty-five this evening. I don't think you remembered me, but I recognized you as one of our local lobstermen from my months as a seasonal hire at our local boating goods store. Thankfully, you'd left your usual odoriferous attire at home (or on the boat, perhaps), but your scraggly beard and tobacco-stained fingers were instantly recognizable. All doubts were swept aside by the off-color humor you shared with the crew members closing tonight as we served your order.

However, I would like to point out a few things that may have escaped your attention. First, it is in general considered impolite to stick your fingers into a vat of hot fudge which one of our crew members was refilling. While I agree that the fudge we pour onto our dollar sundaes is in fact delicious, it violates a number of health codes to eat it directly from the vat, and with bare hands no less. It was a great pity that we had to throw out two bags worth of hot fudge after your inadvertent contamination. Your sister also appeared quite embarrassed.

Second, I found some of your questions to me a little baffling. Why, for instance, would I have been "afraid" of the next customer in line, as you so thoughtfully inquired? Because he was black and had dreadlocks? Because he wore a turtleneck sweater? Because he ordered two McChicken sandwiches... WITHOUT MAYONNAISE? I hasten to inform you that many of my coworkers have similar appearances and ethnic backgrounds. In future, you need not fear for my delicate sensibilities, even if I am only a little white girl.

Sincerely,

Wage Slave of the Red-Nosed Clown
 
 
Title: I Kissed a Witch
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Willow/Tara
Rating: PG
Summary: Song Parody of "I Kissed a Girl", for [info]whedonland 's Pylean Rhapsody Challenge.
@ my journal
 
 
22 March 2010 @ 01:51 am
The other day a lady came in who was very nice and seemed normal, which is always appreciated when working the amazing world of retail/customer service. Greeted her, how are you, lovely weather today, the usual mumbo-jumbo. Down to business now and she starts telling me about a friend of hers who bought something here a while back and was wondering if we had it. Goes on and describes it to me and right away I have some options of what it might me. "Oh no, thats not it. No, no, it looks like this and this and taste like this one and is shaped like this..." She goes on in more detail and I'm still telling her what I'm 100% positive is what shes looking for. Offering her to try anything if she would like, being really nice and helpful about it all. "No, okay. So let me say this again ONE more time and see if you understand me this time." Blah blah. Starts saying exactly what she already told me but even sssslllloooooowwwwwweeeeeeeer. Like I was deaf before then and I'm just now understanding English? This is what offends me the most. Like I'm a child and shes having to "break-it-down-for-me" like I have no idea what shes talking about. I've been doing this same song and dance lady for 5 years now and I know every nook and cranny of this store and everything we sell in it like the back of my hand. She just made it sound like I wasn't listening to her and don't know anything about "MY job."
To conclude she did buy the one thing that I had been telling her to get all along.
People never cease to amaze me at how rude they can be. Like do they wake up, pissed off at the world and want to take their frustration out on us retail slaves? Were all human beings. Behind the counter or not. Customers are no better than us and I just believe there should be some kind of law written for "customer etiquette."

Oh, if only. Meh. Many more stories to come!
 
 
22 March 2010 @ 10:55 am
 
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Listening To: Muse - Map of the Problematique | Powered by Last.fm
 
 
22 March 2010 @ 02:49 am
PSA that won't do any good:

I know. Really. I know I already did a comic nearly exactly like today's about a year ago. Seriously, I'm aware. It was on purpose, even.
 
 
 
 
22 March 2010 @ 12:01 am
Tweets for the day )
 
 
21 March 2010 @ 11:48 pm
Challenge 18 Fifty
50 Fictional Characters That Rock My Socks
Spoilers for various books, tv shows, and movies.



Here @ snb123
 
 
22 March 2010 @ 02:43 am
I work at a theater and I have a few sucks to share.

Last night we had, as we often do, a case of a group of kids sneaking in through the side doors of the theater and then jumping from movie to movie. They were finally caught congragating in one of the walkways to one of the auditoriums as a movie was ending. Of course, they couldn't show us their tickets, so of course they got kicked out. Also, I'm not sure if it was a different group or not, but another group was knocking on the exit doors trying to get other guests to let them in. I'm just wondering, do some kids really consider attempting to sneak into the movies a night out? It just seems pointless to me and makes more work for us.

In another story, last Friday we had a mass evacuation for reasons that I'm probably not supposed to disclose. Let's just say it was a very good reason. We had cops surrounding the building and all that jazz. The suck comes from the amount of people who literally had to be forced out because ZOMG they wanted a refund right that very minute for their tickets. People, if everyone is being forced to leave, including the employees, don't you think there is a good reason for it? You don't know what's going on. Your life could be at risk for all you know. Yet somehow, getting your money back is the most important thing in the world at that very moment? People need to get their priorities straight is all I'm saying.

On the same night that the above event, a pretty well-known celebrity came in. (Even he was cool with the whole evacuation thing. Just saying.) He is from the area, so he tends to come to our theater every so often. I know he is probably used to it by now, but could we please cut down on the screaming at the sight of him and crowding around him to ask questions while he is trying to watch a movie? Not only are you disturbing him, but I'm sure you are disturbing the people sitting behind him as well. Poor guy, there is always a commotion when he shows up.

And last but not least, a bit of a wtf. Today in concession, I was confronted with a man who was curious as to why our concession prices are so high. I get this a lot, as it is true, movie food is crazy expensive, but alas, I have no control over this. I explain to him that concession is where we make the majority of our money, which is true for pretty much any theater, or at least those that I know of. He then proceeds to tell me of his wonderful plan to open a theater that offers free refreshments. He is going on about how glorious this idea is as the line begins to grow behind him. He is getting a few wtf stares and a couple of people just give up and walk away. He eventually decides not to get any food, as it is to expensive, and walks away. This is more of a wtf because I fail to see the logic in his plan. Exactly where is he expecting to get the money to provide these refreshments free of charge to his potential guests? Tickets sales sure are not going to cut it, unless he charges a crazy amount for that. I do agree that we charge way to much for concession items, but to offer them for free would probably cause us to go bankrupt.
 
 
 
Title: A Time to Weep, and a Time to Laugh, Part 22
Author: KaasKnot
Characters: Sylar(Gabriel)/Claire
Rating: R
Category: AU
Spoilers: S3 Villains.
Disclaimer: All my heroes are belong to Kring.
Summary: Claire one day runs across a certain watchmaker's shop while out for a walk

When Noah Bennet and the Haitian cleared Cell B-138, it created a minor stir throughout the Company.
 
 
22 March 2010 @ 02:21 am
Medium: TV
Fandom: StarGate SG-1
Subject: Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran
Title: "Together We Stand"
Prompt: [info]daniel_vala's "Springtime is for Lovers"
Warning(s): none (except, maybe, for randomness of song choices)
Note(s): (a)each song also has a 100-word drabble, included in the 'properties' of the sound files (b) some of the songs reminded me of specific episodes, but the drabbles are spoiler-free




Link: http://ami-ven.livejournal.com/66843.html